Why Won’t Google Give Me Relevant Information

Looks like the webmasters at Google have done it again. It seems that even the most innocuous interrogatives can give you the strangest Google suggestions. Take this, for example:

The Horror!

Now, if this isn’t the strangest thing I’ve ever seen, then I don’t know what could top it. Just attempting to wrap your mind around the meaning for all of this could leave with a mental hangover. If this strangeness wasn’t horrible enough, the suggestion three lines below it is just as bad:


The world is full of cruel people, it seems. Folks, don’t drink and google.


2 Comments on “Why Won’t Google Give Me Relevant Information”

  1. Pete says:

    the “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch” line is actually from the TV show LOST.

  2. Looks like I have to start watching TV again. Thanks, man. I hope someone can give me as neat an answer for the first one.

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